Items, Itemized!

1) I got tap shoes today! (finally)
2) I learned how to tap dance today and I think it's the beginning of something beautiful
3) I got turned away from work today!
34) party at pabar tomorrow night!
3) Columbia Club varsity show performance next thursday!
8) I also got character shoes
9) and I also got some patent leather high heels from payless
11) me: (passes by a shoestore that has yellow laces in the window!) OH MAN THIS IS SO GREAT BECAUSE WITH YELLOW SHOELACES, MY ADIDUMS CAN BE TEAM ZISSOU SHOES!
(enters store)
clerk: Can I get you anything?
me: Those shoelaces, please!
clerk: that's $2
me: (opens wallet, sees no cash, hands CLERK credit card)
clerk: no.
me: (pause.) no?
clerk: (shakes head)
me: (leaves store)
clerk: (calling behind me) do you live in the area?
me: no.
fin
58) need shower
1) or nap
33) I turned 21 1/2 a few weeks ago. Has the half-notation stopped being cute? Yep. Never thought I'd live to see THAT day
2) I bought some dresses from forever 21 so I can have something to wear to seder
8) I don't like "town halo" as much as other songs from that album
1) looks like this week has been really pivotal in my life BECAUSE
subset a) I started tap dancing
subset b) I sent in an application for a summer study abroad program in venice
subset c) I found out about housing next year (I'm living with five very straight boys)
subset d) I don't feel guilty about stopping working for my internship whenever the time comes
subset e) I CAN TAP DANCE ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?!

now I just have to set off and find my fortune in the tap dance industry...shouldn't be too hard, now that I've got the shoes

Hay Tanto Que Quiero Contarte

I don't even know.

Shakin' Hands With Charles De Gaulle

new york - barcelona - paris - barcelona - new york

I can't even write about it. Give me a little while.

But know this: I love you guys.

PS I met a boy.

Flex Capacitator

that's just not right at all.

HOW ABOUT THIS:
I like my men like I like my mummies: thousands of years old and living at the bottom of pyramids!

that's my new deal. Saying I like my men like I like my something. Katherine's in on it. THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S VISITING ME RIGHT NOW!

If you were me, what would you write your 15-page Cultural Criticism term paper on? Perhaps the Film Culture journal? Perhaps you'd compare box office revenues to what the critics had to say? And then perhaps you'd synthesize some sort of thesis out of that? Probably one that has to do with avant-garde and "kitsch" movies? Or not. Not? WELL WOULD YOU OR WOULDN'T YOU?

At least two of my classes have used the movie Titanic as an example in the past week. "The money's all gone, Rose!"

I had forgotten they were making an Indiana Jones IV.

I'm going to Barcelona in a few days. A FEW DAYS?!?!!? Ay ay ay!

My Mirror, Your Face

I:
a) have to do my opera midterm
b) can't stop feeling all this food in my esophagus
c) need to sleep way more than I've been sleeping these days
d) ate a cookie and a hamburger
e) could fit it
f) might be one toke over the line sweet Jesus (only more like one toke under the line)
g) am excited about the fact that

ONE MADEMOISELLE KATHERINE BITCHFACE TURNER arrives in the city that never lets me sleep tomorrow!

Somebody tell me what Rigoletto's about. Please? Then I can go back upstairs and watch more stella with peter and rob.

RIGOLETTO: I am a hunchback! My daughter only sings imitative music!
GILDA: Only because it's my character's function to imitate others!
MICHAEL IAN BLACK: more like caricature-
DAVID WAIN: I know, right? I mean, sometimes it feels like those caricaturists in the park just take the worst trait about you and blow it up on the page, you know?
MICHAEL SHOWALTER: Stop it, david, stop talking like that. You KNOW my uncle was a caricaturist.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK: Coffee's done!
RIGOLETTO: I'm going to weep openly for the third time onstage.
DAVID WAIN: farts, looks around nervously
BECKY: falls asleep with her face hitting the keyboard
fin


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