Based on Anecdotal Evidence

IS there any way you can go to this link?

Pete's Corner

If yes, please do it at your leisure. If no, go kiss Sammy Hagar on the mouth. Do it.
The link is Pete's Corner. Pete is in The Walkmen. The Walkmen played an Orientation Week concert at Columbers, and I talked to Pete, himself. He was offputtingly sweaty, but not as sweaty as Matt (the drummer). I adore the Walkmen.

Here's what I would never do to them: Give them the keys to the street.

Here's what I would encourage them to do: Drink lots of water.

Everyone, drink some water! I am the queen of phone trickery!