Scene It? But I Just Met It
STATUS REPORT: Operation Switch Rooms
-going swimmingly
-I put up curtains
-candle necessary because of weird smell
-intimidated by the wall of cinderblock painted white
-warmly greeted by plaster wall (thumbtacks having the time of their lives!)
-412 is nicely divisible, even, et alia
STATUS REPORT: New Pornographers Tomorrow
-omg omg omg omg
-gotta bring bug spray
-I've eaten more sandwiches this summer than ever before in my life. I should get more sit-ups in.
-here wait, I'll do some now
-oh my great God in heaven I think my muscles have atrophied
-seriously that was the single most difficult, emotionally trying thing I've done in months
-is that green army jacket the only thing keeping you warm tonight?
-I just did apple-paste to see what the last thing I copied was. Do you know where that's from?
-it's from when nick andopolis makes up a song for lindsay weir on Freaks & Geeks
STATUS REPORT: My Stomach
-OW SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME, BECKY?
bye!
-going swimmingly
-I put up curtains
-candle necessary because of weird smell
-intimidated by the wall of cinderblock painted white
-warmly greeted by plaster wall (thumbtacks having the time of their lives!)
-412 is nicely divisible, even, et alia
STATUS REPORT: New Pornographers Tomorrow
-omg omg omg omg
-gotta bring bug spray
-I've eaten more sandwiches this summer than ever before in my life. I should get more sit-ups in.
-here wait, I'll do some now
-oh my great God in heaven I think my muscles have atrophied
-seriously that was the single most difficult, emotionally trying thing I've done in months
-is that green army jacket the only thing keeping you warm tonight?
-I just did apple-paste to see what the last thing I copied was. Do you know where that's from?
-it's from when nick andopolis makes up a song for lindsay weir on Freaks & Geeks
STATUS REPORT: My Stomach
-OW SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME, BECKY?
bye!
posted by Becky at 12:52 PM
1 Comments:
Dear Becky,
I like how serious-business this is. It makes me imagine that your life is a 24-esque TV show except without all the killing people and political scandal.
Sincerely,
Eva Peskin
P.S. The word verification that I have to enter in order for you to read this is "Fwojzzmk", which, if it were a real word, would be an AWESOME word.
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