Tang Kootang!
Who has more voice talent than Michael Winslow?
NO ONE!
Who needs
1) deodorant
2) toothpaste
3) vitamin E pills
4) calcium pills
5) possibly some relaxing pomade for the hair
more than Becky?
NO ONE!
What kind of sandwich could be more deliciously filling than a naan sandwich with lettuce, mango chutney, and tandoori chicken inside?
NO ONE!
wait
NO SANDWICH!
Hooray for Tang Kootang - he takes our homework assignments away!
NO ONE!
Who needs
1) deodorant
2) toothpaste
3) vitamin E pills
4) calcium pills
5) possibly some relaxing pomade for the hair
more than Becky?
NO ONE!
What kind of sandwich could be more deliciously filling than a naan sandwich with lettuce, mango chutney, and tandoori chicken inside?
NO ONE!
wait
NO SANDWICH!
Hooray for Tang Kootang - he takes our homework assignments away!
1 Comments:
That sandwich actually sounds good. Did you just make that up? I don't like lettuce but I love tandorri chicken.
And if there's someone at Columbia really named Tang Kootang, that's fucking awesome. If you were Ted Nugent, you could make up a song about him/her. Or you could anyway. Wang dang sweet tang kootang. Who is this person.
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