Thursday, July 14, 2005

That Bug Bite On My Left Thumb

is totally disgusting. I feel like Pig-Pen.
And you know that kid had to have been covered in bug bites. That fly-cloud, and all that dirt, and I'm assuming that his hands were always sticky with popsicle juice...oh, oh wait, wait, I'm going to throw up.


here's something that Tess and I just said to each other:

Lucillesong: when I worked at coldstone and somebody ordered a birthday cake remix, I'd be like "RE RE REmix!"

tess1e19: hahahha and did they look at you funny, like they sorta felt bad for you but also sorta felt bad for themselves cause you were touching their ice cream?

That's what we said to each other.
Later on, I agreed with her about the customers. They were always looking funny at things, myself included.

This stand-up I'm watching isn't that great. So far, the guy has discussed:
1) how smokers never have their own accoutrements
2) how he hates tall people

and now he's finished.

"I didn't go to college. Check me out - I'm kickass!" is what Jack Black just said on a commercial for some movie...

AND

I just saw a commercial with this guy sitting next to an air freshener who feeds his dog a good-boy treat every few seconds so that the dog's tail, which has a little fan attached to it, will wag - thus setting into motion a means of fanning the air freshener all around the room.

IT MAKES ME THINK OF when I was little and the only invention I ever wanted to rig up was a system of closing my door from my bed...the farthest I ever developed it was
1) tying a string to the doorknob
2) holding onto the other end of the string from my bed.
And, needless to say, the system never really worked the way I wanted it to.

CURRENTLY I need to craft some sort of stick that reaches from my bed to the channel/volume buttons on my tv, which lacks a remote control. I can't even buy one for it - it just wasn't built that way. Can't I understand that?!

A yardstick doesn't work.
It would take some sort of...some sort of kid-genius to build what I need!
But where would I find a kid-genius?
Where...would...I...find...WAIT!

WAIT!
I've decided something!

I've decided to give up the search because I'm so lazy!

Congratulate me!!

1 Comments:

Blogger kat said...

Use a fishing pole!

When people didn't have tvs they used fishing poles to change the channel, please see below.

nevermind, but you just take my word for it. thanks for nothing google images.

2:30 PM  

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