Friday, July 08, 2005

Seasons Of Meeeeee

Here's a list of things I cannot do, no matter how hard I try:

1) a decent Sling Blade impression

2) a good gangsta walk

3) wink at someone with a straight face


Here's a list of things I might be able to do, but have yet to try:

1) pee standing up

2) make jiffy-pop on the stove-top

3) live happily on an indian reservation


Here's a list of movies I've seen recently:

1) Black Water

2) Diary of a Mad Black Woman

3) Six Degrees of Separation (stinker)


Three three-item lists. What more could you ask?

I defy you to ask me for more. I DEFY YOU TO.

Wow it only took writing the word "defy" two times to make it lose meaning entirely

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