So Al Gore Thinks He Can Dance
Walt and I have been together for 436 days. That's almost 15 months. He's thriving by the windowsill. I filled up a Jack Daniel's flask with water and that's his watering can.
Also, I went to the beach today. I was in connecticut and we went to the Long Island Sound and I looked at the water and thought, 'why am I afraid of the stupid ocean? Look at all these dumb babies that go in the ocean. I can do that. Shit, I can do that.' So I did. I waded in until the water was up to my elbows, then I stood there for a while, then I decided to swim a little. There weren't any sting rays or jellyfish or anything. It was good.
So I figure next time I go to the beach, I'll be surfing and petting sharks and wearing scuba masks.
Afraid of the ocean?
FUCK THAT.
Also, I went to the beach today. I was in connecticut and we went to the Long Island Sound and I looked at the water and thought, 'why am I afraid of the stupid ocean? Look at all these dumb babies that go in the ocean. I can do that. Shit, I can do that.' So I did. I waded in until the water was up to my elbows, then I stood there for a while, then I decided to swim a little. There weren't any sting rays or jellyfish or anything. It was good.
So I figure next time I go to the beach, I'll be surfing and petting sharks and wearing scuba masks.
Afraid of the ocean?
FUCK THAT.
posted by Becky at 1:27 AM
2 Comments:
good job. my pride is in stock just like publix.
Dear Becky,
You are my hero. Overcoming your fears inspires me. It's also good that you are no longer afraid of the ocean because my parents are building a beach house and we are going to party there when they finish it in like 2 years so get pysched is what I'm saying.
Love,
Mary
ps- I miss you
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