Either The Morphine Kills Him Or The Pain Does
15 August:
4am
- dream that I've already come home from wisdom teeth surgery
- wake up
- pee
9am
- wake up
- shower
10:30am
- get these motherfucking teeth out
("dangling conversation" was playing in the waiting room while I was waiting to go under, so I knew it would be fine)
11:30am
- wake up with gauze in my mouth
- repeatedly say "I coulda been a contender"
noon
- take an oxycodone
- take first nap
3pm
- take another nap
6:30pm
- another oxycodone
- another nap
8pm
- watch "House" with mom
- watch House, MD abuse morphine
Don't worry, guys. House and I can stop whenever we want.
And what else? They asked if I wanted to keep the teeth! "Yes," I told them. "Yes!"
4am
- dream that I've already come home from wisdom teeth surgery
- wake up
- pee
9am
- wake up
- shower
10:30am
- get these motherfucking teeth out
("dangling conversation" was playing in the waiting room while I was waiting to go under, so I knew it would be fine)
11:30am
- wake up with gauze in my mouth
- repeatedly say "I coulda been a contender"
noon
- take an oxycodone
- take first nap
3pm
- take another nap
6:30pm
- another oxycodone
- another nap
8pm
- watch "House" with mom
- watch House, MD abuse morphine
Don't worry, guys. House and I can stop whenever we want.
And what else? They asked if I wanted to keep the teeth! "Yes," I told them. "Yes!"
posted by Becky at 8:51 PM
4 Comments:
you got to keep your teeth? awesome.
we'll come visit you tomorrow if you feel like it. Let us know if you don't.
that is awesome. they put my teeth in a paper cup. i still have it. now i'm gonna watch that video.
You should always keep the teeth...did the tooth fairy come by any chance?
Are you at all jealous of House who gets Vicodin while you only get Oxycodone?
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