Kiss Katherine's Grits!

-thanks for taking the poll, bitch-face!

-I really just wish they'd play a few different episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia rather than play the same 3 over and over again

-if Aziz Ansari and I ever wanted to join forces, we could go by either "Beckziz Ansabrams" or "Azicky Abrasari"

-those Volkswagen commercials where two people are talking about nothing in a car and then they crash into another car out of nowhere are really effective

-today I found out that what I thought was maybe a stitch from my wisdom tooth surgery was really a little fish bone from some whitefish salad

-that's gross!

-seriously, that is so hane.

-I wish we had some alcohol in the house

-it's pretty suspicious that they've only come out with these Patron commercials not two weeks after I found out it existed.

-nice try, Ed Harris