It's Time To Turn It Around

guys, doesn't it feel like this has been SO FUCKING BORING TO READ lately? I feel it does.

So I'm going to put down on paper all the things I can think of right now that would be insanely fun to read:



I'm doing a play-a-day this month! (though it's not going well)

I DRANK OUT OF A BLUE MARTINI GLASS (alone in my room last night)

i stand to inherit a typewriter (in a few years)

I got a new planner?

bleep bloop

might get a haircut, might not

I HAVEN'T WASHED THE SHORTS I'M WEARING FOR OVER THREE MONTHS (and I wear them a lot)

ok great that was it. Are you happy now?
I'm still not.


Irregardless - we're shakin' things up around here!