Maybe Sometimes Raven Uses A Body Double
Because really, this is the thinnest she's ever looked. It seems Raven and her friends have gotten themselves into trouble at a nerd convention! See, Raven's crush is there, and it turns out her best friend looks like a nerd princess, and then for some reason Raven's wearing a face-covering helmet and they're flying her all around and she looks totally thin. No wait!! She just took off her helmet and it's her!
CONFATULATIONS, RAVEN!
One time I saw Raven at a J.R.s in Duluth, GA. Whatever happened to the psychic aspect of this show? Maybe Raven and Corbin Bleu will get married and have a baby! And the baby will be half-psychic, half-gay!
That's all the That's So Raven fodder I have. Sorry, but here's where the deluge runs dry. Luckily, I've got one million things to say about all this America's Next Top Model I'm seeing everywhere.
ANTM, A Collection of Thoughts:
a) that Tyra sure does have a lot to teach
b) pictures of models are great to look at because they're a lot prettier than regular people
c) you know that episode in every single season where they take acting classes and learn to cry? I will never, ever take one of those classes. Yet at the same time, if I just had to do it once and then I could cry on cue for the rest of my life, maybe I'd reconsider.
d) I wish Miss J would change my entire look
e) OH GOD NO MORE HOW BORING COULD THIS BE
I bought that Built By Wendy pattern, by the way. Closure, you're welcome.
Things I'm Doing To Fill My Days Lately:
1) knitting a scarf made of highlighter colors and the plainest of gray yarn
2) watching That's So Raven and America's Next Top Model
3) drinking coffee
4) finally hemming several pairs of pants because I have a sewing machine down here
5) cooking souffles
6) watching Martha Stewart
7) working a spindle
8) pricking my finger
9) sleeping for one hundred years
10) having the same dream over and over, which is a replay of the time I met Michael Cera, only he's just killed a raptor that was attacking me. And "Tea for the Tillerman" is playing loudly over and over again.
11) adding ruffles to every apron we have (which is a hefty 14 aprons!)
12) boiling water
13) refrigerating it
14) totally drinking it
15) genuinely worrying about how much Kirstie Alley's weight loss has slowed down
16) creating and producing my own children's crafts show
17) petitioning the OED to get "crafts" to be spelled as "craghts"
18) building furniture from scratch
19) designing the transatlantic tube that will run maglev trains from new york to london in only 45 minutes
20) making a lovely compote
21) watching those commercials about the really technologically advanced pregnancy test that are like "it's the most advanced test you'll ever...you know...pee on" BOO GROSS
22) educating myself on what Devendra Barnhart, luna, and the Concretes actually look like in real life so that when I go to the party for my music video, I'll be able to recognize them and tell them I like them.
-end of list-
we're going to have drums in my suite next year! I'm going to play them quietly at first, because I can't imagine that anyone would want to hear loud beginner drumming. But once I get awesome, I'll play full volume.
Everything's coming up Mary Engelbreit!
CONFATULATIONS, RAVEN!
One time I saw Raven at a J.R.s in Duluth, GA. Whatever happened to the psychic aspect of this show? Maybe Raven and Corbin Bleu will get married and have a baby! And the baby will be half-psychic, half-gay!
That's all the That's So Raven fodder I have. Sorry, but here's where the deluge runs dry. Luckily, I've got one million things to say about all this America's Next Top Model I'm seeing everywhere.
ANTM, A Collection of Thoughts:
a) that Tyra sure does have a lot to teach
b) pictures of models are great to look at because they're a lot prettier than regular people
c) you know that episode in every single season where they take acting classes and learn to cry? I will never, ever take one of those classes. Yet at the same time, if I just had to do it once and then I could cry on cue for the rest of my life, maybe I'd reconsider.
d) I wish Miss J would change my entire look
e) OH GOD NO MORE HOW BORING COULD THIS BE
I bought that Built By Wendy pattern, by the way. Closure, you're welcome.
Things I'm Doing To Fill My Days Lately:
1) knitting a scarf made of highlighter colors and the plainest of gray yarn
2) watching That's So Raven and America's Next Top Model
3) drinking coffee
4) finally hemming several pairs of pants because I have a sewing machine down here
5) cooking souffles
6) watching Martha Stewart
7) working a spindle
8) pricking my finger
9) sleeping for one hundred years
10) having the same dream over and over, which is a replay of the time I met Michael Cera, only he's just killed a raptor that was attacking me. And "Tea for the Tillerman" is playing loudly over and over again.
11) adding ruffles to every apron we have (which is a hefty 14 aprons!)
12) boiling water
13) refrigerating it
14) totally drinking it
15) genuinely worrying about how much Kirstie Alley's weight loss has slowed down
16) creating and producing my own children's crafts show
17) petitioning the OED to get "crafts" to be spelled as "craghts"
18) building furniture from scratch
19) designing the transatlantic tube that will run maglev trains from new york to london in only 45 minutes
20) making a lovely compote
21) watching those commercials about the really technologically advanced pregnancy test that are like "it's the most advanced test you'll ever...you know...pee on" BOO GROSS
22) educating myself on what Devendra Barnhart, luna, and the Concretes actually look like in real life so that when I go to the party for my music video, I'll be able to recognize them and tell them I like them.
-end of list-
we're going to have drums in my suite next year! I'm going to play them quietly at first, because I can't imagine that anyone would want to hear loud beginner drumming. But once I get awesome, I'll play full volume.
Everything's coming up Mary Engelbreit!
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