Are The Stars Out Tonight? I Don't Know If It's Cloudy Or Bright

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Sunday sunday what did I do with you? What did I do with the weekend? Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son...daughter. Actually, there was minimal drinking this weekend. I think it was all confined to tonight, at dinner with Grandma. Man I need to slow down this rock 'n' roll lifestyle, 'cause I'm headed for a crash!

St. Augustine once said, "here, let me write this long boring book called Confessions." And I once replied, "uuuuuggghhhhhhh Augustine what are you trying to do to me? And after all that time I spent at you on vacation (holla katherine and family)." And then he was all "'holla'?" And I was like "Are the stars out tonight? I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright..." and then we serenaded each other for a while.

I think people should spend more time listening to "I Only Have Eyes For You" because it is an exceptionally...emotional(?)...song. What I mean is that it makes me feel something - for instance, I feel nervous and happy and nostalgic when I hear it.

But then Augustine was like "dude that didn't even make sense!"

Well what can I do? He doesn't know how cold my hands get when I type. He doesn't even know all the words to "I Only Have Eyes For You." I can see him mouth "apples-and-oranges" over and over again during some parts.

So that's probably the reason that I'm not reading Confessions right now.