Let Him Read, But Not Too Valiantly
It's Survey Time again!
1) How would you rate each individual Beatle in terms of personal preference, from favored to despised?
2) Have you ever gone/ would you go to a Brothel? Just to see if it's really that campy inside?
3) When there's a funny smell in your room, what do you usually suspect it to be?
4) What's worse: falling down in the middle of a busy thoroughfare OR enjoying a delicious pizza?
5) Who would you do: a guy with facial hair drawn on with blue pen OR a guy who never stops acting out that stupid "Shweaty Balls" skit?
6) Pineapple or ginger?
7) Pullover or cardigan?
I'll post my answers next time. If you have the means, please take this survey - the kitten's (from Katherine's IM profile link (you know, the one being held up)) life depends on it.
1) How would you rate each individual Beatle in terms of personal preference, from favored to despised?
2) Have you ever gone/ would you go to a Brothel? Just to see if it's really that campy inside?
3) When there's a funny smell in your room, what do you usually suspect it to be?
4) What's worse: falling down in the middle of a busy thoroughfare OR enjoying a delicious pizza?
5) Who would you do: a guy with facial hair drawn on with blue pen OR a guy who never stops acting out that stupid "Shweaty Balls" skit?
6) Pineapple or ginger?
7) Pullover or cardigan?
I'll post my answers next time. If you have the means, please take this survey - the kitten's (from Katherine's IM profile link (you know, the one being held up)) life depends on it.
5 Comments:
I don't have time, but watch me do it anyway. Who can pass up a survey?
1. from favorite to least:
John-George-Paul-Ringo (Love ,admire, mildly annoyed, despise)
2. Only through the film The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, and yes I would consider it if no one else was around. Perhaps when the whores were on vacation?
3. My roommate. haha or her stuff
4. hmm... embarrasment vs. health. I would still say falling down just because you know i carry the shame of falling around all day, whereas i carry the shame of gluttony around only while i can still feel the pizza in my stomach
5. definatly the facial hair guy because you know he's artistic-- and he wouldn't remind me of austin schneider or a baldwin
6. Pineapple, no contest
7. It depends on the context, but i will have to go with Cardigan
Yes!! I love surveys. They feed my ego. Someone wants my opinion, what?? Haha just for that my answers will be ignored. Bleghh. Ok enough, I'll answer the questions.
1. Hmm, I guess John Lennon - I like alot. George Harrison, Paul and Ringo in a tie for last. Although Ringo's awful facial hair is enough to put him last.
2. I would go, but not for the sex. It doesn't matter if its a usual brothel or a manwhore-house. Do such things exist? They should.
3. Paige's food or my old sandals.
4. Falling down in a thorouhfare. Do you mean of cars or people? Well either one, because I consider a delicious pizza a completely positive experience. YESS pepperoni cheese and grease. MMMM.
5. I've never seen the Shweaty balls skit. But I guess the blue pen guy. It depends who was overall hotter?
6. Pineapple.
7. Pullover.
I was also confused by the kitten being held up. It was sent to me with a bunch of completely cute pics of pets, so I was like, hmm. allright. this is the end.
1) I don't think i have the right to rate the Beatles. I enjoy most of their music, but i don't know them well enough. sorry if I have let you down.
2) I agree with Katherine. I would go to a vacant Brothel.
3)I usually suspect it is a mixture of Dana and my dirty clothes. yeah gross. you asked.
4) falling down. katherine again has an excellent explanation, and like holly i do enjoy pizza too. except when it is used as an example in over and over again in Microeconomics in the particular chapter that i keep rereading because i don't understand too well.
5) facial hair i guess. honestly becky, that's a really weird question. but i guess it could be validated.
6) pineapple. ginger just makes me think of that ginger icecream they served us at in Oxford and the Corpus Christi Dining Hall. gross. blah!
7) cardigan
yay!
1. John, George, Ringo, Paul (I'm really not a big fan of paul. sorry.)
2. I have never been to a brothel. I suppose I could go in and then back out really quickly "just to see if it's really that campy inside." hmm...no, i don't think i actually would. well, maybe.
3. My cleats. or betsy. haha. no really. betsy.
4. umm..is this a trick question? do i have the farts?
5. the guy with the blue drawn on facial hair. i can't say i haven't done it...
6. Pineapple. mos def.
7. Cardigan, even thought i don't own one. i need to remedy that immediately.
1. i really like george, cuz he did the guitar solos, but less for his beatles stuff than his individual eastern inspired stuff. what can i say? i am a sucker for the eastern music.
then i guess i would go with lennon, cuz he really was a revolutionary, and he wanted to change the world, which is what we should all try to do.
then: ringo cuz he was on shining time station.
then paul, cuz i hate wings. (sorry!)
2. nope! ew.
3. either my clothes, because i am often too lazy to do laundry like i should. or maybe food i left somewhere?
4. i do so hate skinnning my knees, but if i eat-a the pizzzzzaaaaaaoooo, then i might get a terrible case of the farts, and then i would have to hang myself with a stretchy noose, all while my "friends" get to put it in various asses. natch.
5. mos def the blue felt pen guy. facial hair is hot. *wink*
6. pineapple. yum! i love pineapple! and cherries!
7. i just love sweaters so much... but i just brought back my mr rogers sweater from home, so i must say cardigans.
peace,
~josh
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