Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

A) If Mark's most recent blog entry is still "Minority Report" the next time I see it, I'm going to cut off his ass and throw it out the window
B) I don't want work
C) Frontiers is a pisser
D) Learning Music Theory doesn't seem worth suffering the bitch-man teacher
E) Laundry room sucks!
F) Have to go get laundry!
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G) Certain little bitches think that they can just take my clothes out of the washer and throw them devil-may-care on top of the machines. Certain little bitches are dead wrong.
H) Talking to you, shaved-head asshole.
I) I'm going to throw all your clothes on the dirty, linty laundry-room floor
J) Seriously I will.

K) Now I'm moving away from the laundry-pisser portion of the Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! list.
L) Can't find a way to buy that damn The State dvd
M) No good snacks in vending machine downstairs
N) Second ginger ale since last night - not really anything to bitch about
O) Sore muscles from all that awesome snow-activity (e.g. sledding, tackling, tripping).
P) Such slim chances that I'll ever see another celebrity
Q) Because I suck
R) So much bitching!
S) S seems like a good enough letter to end on. If I even cared.

screw you guys - I'm going home