Life On Mars, Or Podemos Tutearnos?

QUESTION: What song did you just get that you might already be regretting?
ANSWER: "While You See A Chance" by one mister Steve Winwood

QUESTION: In New York?
ANSWER: Why, yes! Yes I am!

QUESTION: And mom's completely better?
ANSWER: Yes, yes indeed.

QUESTION: Where are you working this summer?
ANSWER: Barnes & Noble, thanks for asking.

QUESTION: What's up with your throat starting to hurt the instant you step out of your cab?
ANSWER: Who knows. I'm taking medicine, though. I've seen the doc. You can't worry anymore now!

QUESTION: Who said I was worried?
ANSWER: Oh, you know. I just heard it...around. Besides, everybody's saying it.

QUESTION: Who's "everybody?" You're 8 years old - you only know your parents.
ANSWER: When did this turn into that scene from Wedding Singer?

QUESTION: What are the words to your new favorite song, which you listened and danced to very meaningfully in your car over and over again during break?
ANSWER:

Life On Mars
David Bowie

It's a God-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

It's on Amerikas tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?