There Are Mornings When I Wake Up Feeling Like I'll See Him

Dinner and television with Mary S, Big Kat [Bitch-Face], and Sweet Sassy Tullassy?
OKAY!

Prepare some Instant Chocolate Pudding?
SURE!

Work an entire summer of 8-hour shifts at the Barnes & Noble cafe?
...UHHHH WAIT

Run into/meet Irshaad, the Surinamese boy my friend Briana dumped via Instant Messenger, at the YMCA membership desk?
AWKIES

Buy up Hobby Lobby's entire stock of yarn?
OH YEEEEAAAAAHH

Fetch pudding out of the fridge (because it's surely been 5 minutes by now)?
DITTO AS ABOVE
(OH YEEEEAAAAAHH)