Do Yourself A Favor And Listen To "The Munsters" Theme Song

When you were little, did you guys assign genders to letters of the alphabet? I was just singing along to the "Three's Company" theme, and at the place where they're like

"where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three is Company, too"

I was like "hers...wait, does 'her' mean boy or girl?" I had heard the "r" in "hers" and assumed it was masculine - then my childhood fallacy came flooding back to me.

Here were the letters I particularly felt were boyish:
R
T
Z
W
S
B

Girlish:
D
P
N
V
K

Androgynous:
L
J
F
H
I

I remember the day this idea was shot down. Some teacher at preschool was like "what do you mean, 'boy letters?' Letters are letters, not people." And I was like "wow. I was wrong and you were right."


AND ALSO DID I MENTION THAT I'M THROUGH WITH FINALS?!
Throw away that old situpon "Music Theory" and celebrate with me!

Songs I danced to in celebration of successful completion of freshman year:
1) "Evil" by Interpol
2) "Tenderness" by General Public
3) "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO
4) "Just the Ten of Us" theme song
5) "Perfect Strangers" theme song

then I galloped around for a while. She's a ball of energy!
She's a bullet!
She could lift a house over her head and yours!