Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Do You Guys Remember When I Figured Out That "Shower" Is An Anagram For "Whores?" Wasn't That Crazy?

Big News!
Ione Skye, the girl from Say Anything, is DONOVAN'S DAUGHTER!
And she was married to Adam Horovitz (Adrock) from the Beastie Boys for a little while!

Will the wonders never cease?
NO THEY WILL NOT.

And thanks, Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, for writing a book that sets me straight: all guys are just not that into me. That's great. Thanks, buddies.

Additional thanks to Ione Skye, who inspired my second movie triangle by starring in Say Anything with John Cusack, who was in The Sure Thing with Daphne Zuniga, who was in Cityscrapes with Ione Skye.

Wham bam thank you ma'am!

(Movie triangle #1? Kevin Bacon was in Footloose with Lori Singer, who was in The Man With One Red Shoe with Tom Hanks, who was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon)

2 Comments:

Blogger mark said...

i think that "he's not that into you" book is only addressed to women that are into gay guys. so chapter 1 is: "he's not that into you because he likes cock," chapter 2 is "he's not that into you because you're not a dude," and chapter 3 is "but seriously, maybe he would be into you but you're still ugly"
i hope that clears up some things
interesting side note: i just wrote "i hope that clears up that things," but i changed it

10:31 PM  
Blogger mark said...

and also...were you aware that adam goldberg is in a new legal comedy this fall?

3:42 PM  

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