Freak-A-Leek Computer Lab
And did I forget to mention that I saw a creepy old man look at porn in the computer lab for a good two hours last night?
He was in the computer lab in Lerner with a wall of windows, and he was sitting at one of the computers whose screen you can see from the main hall. So naturally I figured it was performance art.
Why performance art?
1) he did it for over two hours
2) it was PORN
3) he sat where people were sure to look at all the PORN he was looking at
4) when he left, he just sort of walked away in that way that most performance artists just sort of walk away
Why maybe not performance art?
1) so much PORN
2) sad middle-aged man with big glasses and gray hair
3) sometimes people have a hard time accessing their internet at home, so they have to go to a computer lab in the student center of a university to look at all their PORN
Ok, all I'm saying is that that's like 67% of my beers.
He was in the computer lab in Lerner with a wall of windows, and he was sitting at one of the computers whose screen you can see from the main hall. So naturally I figured it was performance art.
Why performance art?
1) he did it for over two hours
2) it was PORN
3) he sat where people were sure to look at all the PORN he was looking at
4) when he left, he just sort of walked away in that way that most performance artists just sort of walk away
Why maybe not performance art?
1) so much PORN
2) sad middle-aged man with big glasses and gray hair
3) sometimes people have a hard time accessing their internet at home, so they have to go to a computer lab in the student center of a university to look at all their PORN
Ok, all I'm saying is that that's like 67% of my beers.
posted by Becky at 7:33 PM
4 Comments:
becky, you watched this man look at porn? are you sure you weren't looking at his monitor instead of him? honestly, becky. you need to stop looking at this filth and blaming it on dirty old men. it's just too convenient an excuse for you...
1. tonight at Value City there was the creepiest man, ever, in the women's underwear section. He was like salivating at the underwear until I walked up when he kind of stopped not really. gross.
2. 67 is still my favorite number
3. I bought your christmas present tonight and it's kind of creepy. My apologies in advance.
If by "old man" you mean you then I believe this story....you and your porn...like peas in a pod! WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME???? I'M IN SUCH WITHDRAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck!
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