Selfless And Cold But Definitely Not Composed
As my 7pm flight became a 1am flight, my eyes wandered over the exhausted traveler's faces, and I barfed and sneezed at the same time, thus exploding.
Now I'm watching the Lostaways play golf, specifically Jack and Kate, who will never kiss, ever.
Remember that part in Cat's Cradle when the ruler's daughter refuses to have sex with the main guy? And she says something like "don't you know what that leads to? Do you really want to raise a baby in this kind of world?" because it's after all the Ice-9 has spread? That must be why there's no sex on Lost. Fine, fine. WAIT but what about Shannon and Sayid? Oh yeah, Shannon took a bullet in the stomach right after. So I guess there's nothing to worry about there.
Back To Work, or The Bachelor Does Paris, Rebecca Abrams's most recent work
Me: walks into store Hi, everybody!
Rachel (a coworker): Hi, Rebecca
Michelle (manager): You should do the dishes in back. Welcome back.
Me: oh, ok.
does dishes
Michelle: poking her head into the kitchen You should make three regular frappuccino mixes, two UBBs, and a light frappuccino mix.
Me: oh...ok.
does that
For four and a half hours, ME waits on people in line
Me: God I hate this.
Michelle: You should...not hate this.
Me: You heard that?
Rachel: We all heard it, Rebecca. And we saw you eat that cookie in the back. We see everything-
Rachel and Michelle, together: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams
Me: oh. ok. I'm gonna...go?
ME walks out of the store, only to find that the doorway opens onto the ledge of a cliff! She falls down the canyon until the gorge flips upside-down and then she falls up, doing back flips. She sees a group of thirty people floating in the air, chanting "I highly doubt that Dakota Fanning will be the most fascinating person of 2005" over and over. Then she sits up in bed, sweating
She looks around, catching her breath, until she looks down at her hand and finds cookie crumbs in it
Me: Criminy!
or
Me: Jumpin' Jehosephat!
fin
I think that's my first one with a dream. OR IS IT?!
Now I'm watching the Lostaways play golf, specifically Jack and Kate, who will never kiss, ever.
Remember that part in Cat's Cradle when the ruler's daughter refuses to have sex with the main guy? And she says something like "don't you know what that leads to? Do you really want to raise a baby in this kind of world?" because it's after all the Ice-9 has spread? That must be why there's no sex on Lost. Fine, fine. WAIT but what about Shannon and Sayid? Oh yeah, Shannon took a bullet in the stomach right after. So I guess there's nothing to worry about there.
Back To Work, or The Bachelor Does Paris, Rebecca Abrams's most recent work
Me: walks into store Hi, everybody!
Rachel (a coworker): Hi, Rebecca
Michelle (manager): You should do the dishes in back. Welcome back.
Me: oh, ok.
does dishes
Michelle: poking her head into the kitchen You should make three regular frappuccino mixes, two UBBs, and a light frappuccino mix.
Me: oh...ok.
does that
For four and a half hours, ME waits on people in line
Me: God I hate this.
Michelle: You should...not hate this.
Me: You heard that?
Rachel: We all heard it, Rebecca. And we saw you eat that cookie in the back. We see everything-
Rachel and Michelle, together: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams
Me: oh. ok. I'm gonna...go?
ME walks out of the store, only to find that the doorway opens onto the ledge of a cliff! She falls down the canyon until the gorge flips upside-down and then she falls up, doing back flips. She sees a group of thirty people floating in the air, chanting "I highly doubt that Dakota Fanning will be the most fascinating person of 2005" over and over. Then she sits up in bed, sweating
She looks around, catching her breath, until she looks down at her hand and finds cookie crumbs in it
Me: Criminy!
or
Me: Jumpin' Jehosephat!
fin
I think that's my first one with a dream. OR IS IT?!
posted by Becky at 9:18 PM
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