Hi I'm The Head Of The USA Network And I'm A Freaking Genius

what a night for usa!!
three SVUs, then a christmas-theme House, then ANOTHER SVU!

Today Gabe needed a AAA guy to jumpstart his battery. Poor guy. I tried to start the engine, and he was like CLICK CLICK CLICK and for a second, I honestly was like "oh NO I'm gonna have to call Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers!" Wait let me check on that spelling-
oh MAN I'm good! Couldn't stump this chump.


Gabe: DON'T WORRY I'M FINE NOW.
Becky: these freecreditreport.com commercials are lame but obviously well-planned.