Norman Mailer? I Just Met Her!

yes. yes yes yes it has been FOREVER. Here is what I want to tell you about:
1. differences/similarities between los angeles and atlanta
2. how long I had gone before I had to write "2008" in the date
3. My favorite exclamations from Arrested
4. ALERT: NEW COMEDY FAD.

The expanded section shall begin here:
1. DIFFERENCES/SIMILARITIES BETWEEN LOS ANGELES AND ATLANTA:
a. In 'n' Out Burger is exactly the same as The Varsity, but they put russian dressing on their burgers and don't have frosted oranges
b. smog is the same
c. they call the HOV lane the "diamond lane," which makes more sense but doesn't sound as important

2. HOW LONG I HAD GONE BEFORE I HAD TO WRITE "2008" IN THE DATE:
Twenty-two days

3. MY FAVORITE EXCLAMATIONS FROM ARRESTED:
a. when tobias is like "DOUCHE CHILLLLLLLLL!" over and over in just one episode
b. more so, my very favorite exclamation from "arrested development" is when Buster's using Franklin to have a freak out, and he ends it by calling his mother "YA FREAK BITCH!"

4. ALERT: NEW COMEDY FAD:
a. olden days Jim Carrey, i.e. Ace Ventura and The Mask. I'm bringing them back.
b. AFV ("America's Funniest Home Videos"). Just watch it. Just don't judge me. And, even though I did at first, try not to judge Tom Bergeron. Yeah, obviously he's no Bob Saget. That's not the point. The point is watching a show where it's like they took the best of youtube and strung it together with music...FOR YOU. And if you aren't convinced yet, check this out. (disregard the south park at the beginning)


SAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-MOKIN!!!!