Celebrities Galore!
I set out to Midtown this afternoon knowing that I would see a celebrity. I knew I would see one, and lo and behold, I DID.
I SAW JARED, THE SUBWAY SPOKESMAN, WALKING DOWN FIFTH AVENUE!
Who's Jared?
(I provided a link in case anyone's wondering who this fellow is)
Hell yeah I saw him. He was wearing a baseball cap and walking with some woman. I didn't say anything to him, but I did like four or five double takes as I passed him. I'm sure it was him.
No sandwich, though. What was that about?
I SAW JARED, THE SUBWAY SPOKESMAN, WALKING DOWN FIFTH AVENUE!
Who's Jared?
(I provided a link in case anyone's wondering who this fellow is)
Hell yeah I saw him. He was wearing a baseball cap and walking with some woman. I didn't say anything to him, but I did like four or five double takes as I passed him. I'm sure it was him.
No sandwich, though. What was that about?
posted by Becky at 7:28 PM
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My friends and I have a theory about Jared. Since he is the virtual personification of Subway, if he ever got involved in a scandal it would taint the entire Subway corporation.
So we like to think that Jared's actually getting into trouble all the time and Subway has to keep bailing him out or else they'd be humiliated. Drugs, prostitutes, tax evasion, child porn, you name it, Jared's done it all and he keeps doing it because they've got his back.
You're thinking: why don't they fire him? Simple extortion. He'd tell the media that their ad campaign was a lie and that Subway paid for his stomach stapling.
Jared is pure evil. Trust me.
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