Come On, Molly Shannon - You're Eighth Grade!
Guess what losers:
Katherine's going into business making funny shirts (none of that urban outfitters garbage (which no one finds funny)). And she's making me one that says "Oh man this is on par with the trash salad!" which is funny because it's only funny to me.
But why don't I give you guys the backstory anyway:
So Katherine and I were hanging out in the lounge one day senior year and we saw a salad sitting on top of a pile of trash in the garbage can. The salad was in its original container and it hardly looked eaten, so naturally we got it out of the trash and gave it to Cap'n Connor (our favorite English teacher/college counselor) to eat in his office. "Eat it," we told him. "Just eeeaaaat it." Even though it took like twenty minutes, and even though we were laughing hysterically the whole time, he eventually ate some. HE ATE FOOD THAT CAME OUT OF THE TRASH. He was mad at us for a long time after we told him where the salad came from.
I certainly hope you guys are laughing as hard as I am at this.
Consider the fact that the salad never actually came into contact with garbage...see? It's not so bad.
ALSO: everyone tune into WBAR Barnard College Radio (you can listen from the internet, somehow) between 8-9 am next wednesday to listen to Dave & Dave with Hector and Grace grant my track request. Yes, their show runs until 10, and yes, you should listen to that part, too - BUT - I have class at 9 so it's really the pre-9 o'clock hour that will give you "Half Breed" by Cher.
Dancing outside the gym, after the breakup
Kelly: sniffle Can we still be friends?
Zack: Forever.
Katherine's going into business making funny shirts (none of that urban outfitters garbage (which no one finds funny)). And she's making me one that says "Oh man this is on par with the trash salad!" which is funny because it's only funny to me.
But why don't I give you guys the backstory anyway:
So Katherine and I were hanging out in the lounge one day senior year and we saw a salad sitting on top of a pile of trash in the garbage can. The salad was in its original container and it hardly looked eaten, so naturally we got it out of the trash and gave it to Cap'n Connor (our favorite English teacher/college counselor) to eat in his office. "Eat it," we told him. "Just eeeaaaat it." Even though it took like twenty minutes, and even though we were laughing hysterically the whole time, he eventually ate some. HE ATE FOOD THAT CAME OUT OF THE TRASH. He was mad at us for a long time after we told him where the salad came from.
I certainly hope you guys are laughing as hard as I am at this.
Consider the fact that the salad never actually came into contact with garbage...see? It's not so bad.
ALSO: everyone tune into WBAR Barnard College Radio (you can listen from the internet, somehow) between 8-9 am next wednesday to listen to Dave & Dave with Hector and Grace grant my track request. Yes, their show runs until 10, and yes, you should listen to that part, too - BUT - I have class at 9 so it's really the pre-9 o'clock hour that will give you "Half Breed" by Cher.
Dancing outside the gym, after the breakup
Kelly: sniffle Can we still be friends?
Zack: Forever.
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