Who Is That Man In The Suit?

So somebody's "Pete & Pete Season One" dvd arrived yesterday,
and somebody realizes now, in a way that she couldn't ever realize before,
that a show whose "Nightcrawlers" episode revolves around
1) a 10-year-old with a naked woman tattoo
2) a pink-eye girl
3) the kid from Heavyweights
4) an asian girl
5) Heather Matarazzo
6) some poor schlub undergoing the tender stage of puberty
AND 7) Artie, the strongest man... IN THE WORLD

is probably the best television show there has ever been.

Other News:

Barnes & Noble Cafe job is going SURPRISINGLY well - I really enjoyed work today. Everyone is so laid back and calm; it's a 180-degree turn away from the Coldstone massacre, which wasn't really a massacre at the time, BUT to which I would never, ever return even on pain of death.

I steamed milk and made grade-A foam (my self-esteem is through the roof).

LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT THE FIRST DRINK I HAVE PRODUCED AS AN EMPLOYEE OF THIS VENTURE IS:
a nonfat,
sugar-free,
tall
vanilla
latte.

(times two).

CONGRATULATE ME! Or don't. Whichever you feel better about.