I'm Just Gonna Throw This Out There

The first half of "I've Seen All Good People" by Yes is infinitely better than the second half. Yet I always end up listening to both halves because you and I both know that I'm waaaaay too lazy to turn the song off halfway. It's awful, being this lazy. I can hardly muster up the strength to be able to stand it.

You're Nutters! That's what I'd say if I were british.

But I'm not british - I'm Georgian. So that means I say things like "you're a jerk" or "georgia is the country's go-to state for peanuts or peaches" or "I can guarantee we have a better state song than you."

That's what it means.

FOODS
I
REFUSE
TO
EAT:
1) Uncooked celery
2) I will not knowingly eat cilantro
3) pickled hogs feet
4) beets
5) sweet, sweet chocolate (NOT) (fooled you)
6) Why is there a white van going slowly up and down my street? Why are these stupid mysterious vans always white? Why did it just speed off? I don't need this. I don't need this!
7) most tea


FOODS
I
ENJOY
EATING:
1) whitefish salad
2) toasted bagel
3) orange juice
Is it breakfast time? Yes, yes it is. Oh it is indeed
time for breakfast.

And isn't it extraordinarily lucky that these foods are breakfast foods? I love them and here I am, given an opportunity to enjoy them.

Ready or not, HERE COMES MOMMA.