At Grandma Bobbie's

I checked in today, BUT I HAVEN'T MOVED IN.

Columbia is one of the schools that's accepting New Orleans student-refugees, SO COME TO THE BIG APPLE, MARY AND TRIBBS.

I love the subway system, SO I RODE IT TWICE TODAY (two transfers each way, impressed yet?)

Is "Tribbs" spelled with one "b" OR TWO?

Since this post sucks so much, I'm adding some intonation that makes it funny TO ME, BECKY.

Off to HANG OUT ON GRANDMA'S ROOF WITH COUSIN ALI. You can see the creepy lit-up mansion on Roosevelt Island from there. CREEPY CRAZY PEOPLE CRAWLING ALL OVER IT GET THEM OFF ME GET IT OFF!!!

Roosevelt Island? Don't mind if I live there someday.