How Could A Good Love Go So Bad?

Coursewide CC lecture, delivered by Martha Nussbaum, regarding the arbitrariness of canons: The Musical!!

Martha: You guys
you guyyyyyysssssss
the schools of thought are important to meeee
gonna tell you about 'em, yeah about all threeeee

Me: hey wait!
Look at this apple
I'm eating it here
in the middle of Lerneeerrrrrrrr

(overlap)
Martha: Schools of thought
Me: Apple, eating an apple

All: STREETCAR!

fin

And now I'm off to my foot doctor appointment, valiantly obtained EVEN THROUGH the quagmires of belligerent Health Services, slightly cold waiting rooms, and elusive referral slips.

And- hey,
when you find out where you're going, let me know.