Remember When Garth Brooks Became Chris Gaines For A While?
and did you know that wikipedia just told me that Chris Gaines, fictional musician, shares his birthday with one madame bitch-face "katherine" turner? What a coincidence!
more things I'm wondering if you knew:
-that the one and 1/2 plays I wrote for this semester's Latenite anthology are both going to be produced? One's about a grandpa teaching his grandson how to get girls (including a highly choreographed number to "For the longest time" by billy joel), and the other is a monologue about a distinguished old man who finally finds the perfect breasts in a pornographic magazine. Trust me, it's funnier than it is disgusting.
-that I looked at those $20 sarah jessica parker clothes today? I got a bright blue sweater. It's electric!
-that my computer froze in the middle of this BUT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY SAVED THE POST?
-that I didn't go to asssscat but instead went to the eiffel tower to watch Labyrinth tonight?
-that I want to have a picnic with you? It would be basic, really. Just red wine, a baguette with butter and sea salt, and a bicycle built for two. Would you like that? Could we plan that?
-that I've been tired all day but (a) when I tried to take a nap and (b) now, I'm unable to actually sleep?
TOO LATE TOO LATE SANTA BABY SLEEP NOW
more things I'm wondering if you knew:
-that the one and 1/2 plays I wrote for this semester's Latenite anthology are both going to be produced? One's about a grandpa teaching his grandson how to get girls (including a highly choreographed number to "For the longest time" by billy joel), and the other is a monologue about a distinguished old man who finally finds the perfect breasts in a pornographic magazine. Trust me, it's funnier than it is disgusting.
-that I looked at those $20 sarah jessica parker clothes today? I got a bright blue sweater. It's electric!
-that my computer froze in the middle of this BUT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY SAVED THE POST?
-that I didn't go to asssscat but instead went to the eiffel tower to watch Labyrinth tonight?
-that I want to have a picnic with you? It would be basic, really. Just red wine, a baguette with butter and sea salt, and a bicycle built for two. Would you like that? Could we plan that?
-that I've been tired all day but (a) when I tried to take a nap and (b) now, I'm unable to actually sleep?
TOO LATE TOO LATE SANTA BABY SLEEP NOW
posted by Becky at 2:59 AM
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i know that it's probably uncool and freshman year-esque of me to cite chuck klosterman, but this is relevant:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Theory
i think that it has finally explained why chris gaines was the greatest thing that ever happened to any art form, ever. do you remember when he hosted snl as garth and performed as gaines???
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