English Jake Says, "I'm Watching TV...Period."

I'm (hopefully) becoming a full member of Philo tonight. I can't stop yawning. The yawning takes place when I'm nervous. Perhaps the yipping dogs will help me...

Don's grandfather lied to the government and said he was two years older so he could get a driver's license at age 14.

I'm filing my nails because they are too long. Yawn Yawn Yawn Stomach jumping around Yawn

I pooped a hammer.