Midday Gym Clothes Jamboree

The Unexpected Tramps

Me: Hey Todd- well, you finally dragged me here. What did you want to say to me?
Todd Rundgren: hesitates We can't play this game any longer...can we still be friends?
Me: What the fuck?
TR: Things just can't go on like before, but can we still be friends?
Me: Gee Todd, I really don't know what to say-
TR: We had something to learn.
Me: What?
TR: Now it's time for the wheel to turn.
Me: What wheel? Is this about that time at your mother's?!
TR: Let's admit we made a mistake.
Me: Just because she didn't want that "antique" broken doesn't mean I should've had to shell out $30-
TR: Don't waste time feeling hurt. We've been through hell together. Can we still be friends?
Me: I've had just about enough of this garbage. turns off record player. Passionately crying. Damn you, Todd Rundgren! Damn you and your unwavering musical genius!...and yes...yes we can still be friends.

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Ten Most Played Songs on iTunes:

1) Sea of Love Cat Power 43
2) Si Te Vas Shakira 43
3) Only You Yazoo 43 (not the "Only You" you're thinking of)
4) I Saw the Light Todd Rundgren 42
5) You Guys Are My Best Friends Cartman, South Park 40
6) Can We Still Be Friends Todd Rundgren 40
7) Lo Boob Oscillator Stereolab 39
8) A Dream Goes On Forever Todd Rundgren 39
9) Hello, It's Me Todd Rundgren 38
10) Listen to What the Man Said Wings 38