Bob Saget Alive And Well

a) this isn't Josh's becky, though it is Josh's friend Becky
b) so not dead
c) who is Gil?
d) I'm wearing cowboy boots
e) here's something I should say more at the end of things:
"you're gonna wish you had never been born!"
f) need to start those tap lessons
g) need to actually buy tap shoes
h) it might snow tonight here in Atlanta
i) time for a shower