Things You Might Not Have Known About Me

-I'm a bad guesser (except at pictionary and charades, in which case I'm AMAZOID)

-I forgot tonight was oscar night until like, twenty minutes ago

-I haven't listened to probably 1/5 of my itunes ever

-I'm drinking diet coke out of a coffee mug

-I've recently cut WAY down on coffee

-For your health, dummy!

-Yesterday I took 3 naps and today I've taken 2 (so far)

-It's been a big week

-Wherein sleep hasn't been available

-I have a new radio show with Laura K!

-"The Amoxicillin Variety Hour Hits the News!"

-tonight at midnight on wbar.org

-I spill often (you probably did know that)

-I had a dream with this cool traveling bathroom/elevator that gave dogs cream when they were thirsty and then before that, I time-traveled and had to avoid myself and be in the same room with myself, and what's most strange is that in the first part of the time-travel, when I was just doing things for the first time, I remember a mysterious person always hiding her face with a newspaper and stuff going around where I was. IT WAS ME FROM THE FUTURE! What an odd time travel model my brain came up with! I guess I was dreaming from the future with this added memory from a now-dead universe. At least something like that. Let me know your thoughts on this.

-Planning on hitting that third nap pretty soon.

-No oscar plans

-I've only seen one of the best picture nominees.

-I'd like to hold a contest for readers to guess which nominee, but it would be embarrassing how obvious it is.

-It's Juno.

-I'm embarrassed now.

-ARRIVEDERCI RIO!

It's Valentine's Day And I'm Gin & Tonic!

drunk drunk drunk drunk

DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK

DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK-DRUNK

CHARGE!


I got a box of chocolates!

Sleep tight, ya morons (holden said that I found)

sudokus are getting harder, but crosswords are getting easier

AND THAT'S VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY!

If You Think My Breath Is Bad, You Should Try Kissing My Credit Rating!

I just painted my nails, so why am I typing?

TO TELL YOU THE BIG NEWS:
Six More Weeks, Everybody!

Also what else what else... Superbowl Sunday? That's certainly true.

I'm going into the scarf-making business and I need company name suggestions? Yes, that's seriously very true.

ideas so far:
Becky & Co
Abrams & Sons
Mufflers "R" Me
Scarves, Etc.

with a branch for children's scarves called:
Baby Abrams

or possibly:
Wee Scarves!


Guys, please help old becky out. It's football time and the baby's a-cryin! Who's got time for nail-painting and blog-writing?

Norman Mailer? I Just Met Her!

yes. yes yes yes it has been FOREVER. Here is what I want to tell you about:
1. differences/similarities between los angeles and atlanta
2. how long I had gone before I had to write "2008" in the date
3. My favorite exclamations from Arrested
4. ALERT: NEW COMEDY FAD.

The expanded section shall begin here:
1. DIFFERENCES/SIMILARITIES BETWEEN LOS ANGELES AND ATLANTA:
a. In 'n' Out Burger is exactly the same as The Varsity, but they put russian dressing on their burgers and don't have frosted oranges
b. smog is the same
c. they call the HOV lane the "diamond lane," which makes more sense but doesn't sound as important

2. HOW LONG I HAD GONE BEFORE I HAD TO WRITE "2008" IN THE DATE:
Twenty-two days

3. MY FAVORITE EXCLAMATIONS FROM ARRESTED:
a. when tobias is like "DOUCHE CHILLLLLLLLL!" over and over in just one episode
b. more so, my very favorite exclamation from "arrested development" is when Buster's using Franklin to have a freak out, and he ends it by calling his mother "YA FREAK BITCH!"

4. ALERT: NEW COMEDY FAD:
a. olden days Jim Carrey, i.e. Ace Ventura and The Mask. I'm bringing them back.
b. AFV ("America's Funniest Home Videos"). Just watch it. Just don't judge me. And, even though I did at first, try not to judge Tom Bergeron. Yeah, obviously he's no Bob Saget. That's not the point. The point is watching a show where it's like they took the best of youtube and strung it together with music...FOR YOU. And if you aren't convinced yet, check this out. (disregard the south park at the beginning)


SAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-MOKIN!!!!