Monday, May 28, 2007

They Couldn't Prevent Jack From Being Happy

Happy Memorial Day, everybody!

New things for summer:
1) hot pink nail polish ALL THE TIME
2) two newly cut pairs of cut-offs
3) workin' at Conan (starts tomorrow!)
4) sweet, sweet double all to myself
5) seeing spring-abroad people again
6) sunscreen that smells like orange cremesicle!
7) no more lost planet
8) soft serve!
9) reading books, maybe
10) METRICAL LISTS


WE'RE BECKLECTIC AND WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Today Is The Day My Head Exploded

this is the most surprised I've been in a long time:

You know Sarah Polley? From Go?
She played Ramona Quimby on those videos from elementary school.

SARAH POLLEY PLAYED RAMONA QUIMBY.

Friday, May 18, 2007

You Can Use Latino Actors To Play Italian Characters And People Rarely Know The Difference

A tribute to Walt, since I missed his second birthday one month and six days ago.



Walt likes:
1) Walt Whitman
2) water
3) sunlight
4) his jack daniels
5) making videos with me
6) learning languages
7) staying with other people for a few days



Walt hates:
1) big, dying plants
2) thinking about violent deaths
3) unhealthy food
4) death 'n' dying
5) turkey tetrazzini
6) those crossword puzzles that don't have numbers, where you just have to fit words together haphazardly



WALT IS A HERO. Walt loves me and I love Walt. Walt likes to dance and go on swingsets. He's the best plant in the world.

¡BUENA SUERTE, WALT!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Just You, Just Me

Did you know the Wal-Mart portrait studio is dying? They're letting it die. Unmercifully!

I found out today, right before I purchased Son-in-Law and The Money Pit from the $5.50 bin.

Then I bought a dress, a sweater, and a yellow belt from Forever 21.

Then, yesterday, I planned to go to dinner with Briana tonight. So I'll let you know all about how that goes.

Hannah and Her Sisters just came on Turner Classic Movies. What's this personal thought voiceover? I don't get it, Woody, I just don't get it. CONVINCE ME.

He's a glorified accountant, and he's after you.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Hi What's Up?

fuck I just wrote this huge list of things I like and then I copied it because my computer was being wonky but then my computer FROZE and now there's no way to paste it. Suffice it to say, I was all "I like orange juice in the morning if I'm having a bagel" and "I like the original Parent Trap." It was a really great list. Whatever, it doesn't matter.

But I did mention that I love this song. Listen to it!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

For Instance, I Think Bambi Is A Fish

Maybe Mudslide Is Punishment Because Of Bad Behavior

help me get this straight:
the Full House episode where someone brings home an identical greek cousin is the one with MICHELLE's identical greek cousin, right?
THEN WHY AM I WATCHING JESSE'S IDENTICAL GREEK COUSIN RIGHT NOW? He's really bad, too. He keeps stealing from the family. Joey deserved it, though.

omg you guys, so much prop comedy!

Monday, May 14, 2007

I Move In Her Own Way

ladies, you guessed it! Becky's back in her old stomping grounds for one week only a-thank you a-thank you tip your waitresses ie ME.

first thing I did in atlanta: almost got into four separate car crashes with bad, bad drivers

second thing: got some chik-fil-a and lemonade

third thing: got asked to be in a music video that this girl from my work is making WHOAAAAAAAA WHOOAAAAAAA YESSSSS YES I WILL DO THAT!!! AAAAAA!

fourth thing: "a stolen purse, a shopping spree, and a cross-dresser: all this and more after the commercial break" Thanks monica kaufman. I missed your bittersweet delivery so very, very much.

fifth thing: THIS!

sixth thing: go upstairs, taking very large, heavy suitcase with me

seventh thing: go for a drive with old Gabe Kotter

eighth thing: You can be one of Kotter's uncles!! Unless you'd rather be Freddy Boom Boom, which would be comparable.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Nine In The Morning, Ten In Mourning

move out was yesterday, but I needed to stay a few extra days because my plane ticket is $200 cheaper this way. So I'm camping out in phil's pretend-double, which she gets to stay in because she's a senior. I have so much stuff.

I woke up tired a few minutes ago after having fallen asleep before midnight.

I watched the first 3/10 of Hocus Pocus the other day.

THERE IS NOTHING GOOD TO SAY.

better turn in that old r-credit form request. you don't know what that means! Neither do I, really! I'll be in atlanta from monday to saturday, then probably later on this summer.

Gabe Kotter, get ready to fly!