Out With The Cold, In With The Newest Blog In History!

http://becklectictakesmanhattan.blogspot.com/

That's right. Check it out. And while you're at it, check out my diploma.

POOPING ON THE STAIRS DURING ELIMINATION, Or THE MONTH OF MAY

I GRADUATED!

Clearly it's been way too long to be writing in this. I'm considering something: what would we think of making a grand finale for little ol' bloggy, only to make way for a post-graduate Mr. Blog? I think it might be just the kick-start in my pants you've always wanted me to have.

Things I hope you have noticed about my blog through the years:

1) All the words in every post title have started with a capital letter, except for that time freshman year I missed my flight and wrote a lower-case expletive. EVERY WORD!

C) Becklectic's "Best of" lists at the end of the year are consistently voted Best "Best of" list. EVERY YEAR!

31) Bloggy drinks too much.

09) Bloggy's not sure how to number lists.

5b) the blog is extremely fond of you.



AND SO, I bid you adieu. Soon there will be a new blog to look forward to, and I'll certainly post its url here as soon as I make it.

You have been a wonderful readership.

Auto-da-fe? What's An Auto-da-fe?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE

Check out my senior wisdom!

Check out my new apartment!

Check out my butt!

Have Your Kate And Edith, Too

I GOT A JOB!

Basically, I read scripts and tell people what I think about them. For no money. BUT then later maybe it WILL give me money! Hooray!!!

Also I got a haircut right before I went to puerto rico.

ALSO my throat hurts and I think I'm finally catching a cold every one of my friends had three weeks ago.

AND FINALLY, some people that write scripts are tres stupid. I'm just saying, look at an MLA sometime. I'm just saying.

PS one final word on grammar - learn how to use apostrophes. The world will be amazed!

add 's to the singular form of the word (even if it ends in -s)
add ' to the end of plural nouns that end in -s

I Think I Just Found My Scruples!

Guess what! I'm writing this in class. oops, there go my scruples again. Which class? Humor in Jewish Literature, as taught by this man. He was recently named Acting Director of the Israel Institute at Columbia! By the way, it's my half birthday.

We're talking about Kafka right now. This guy is great. He sounds like he's from Great Neck, which makes me feel RIGHT AT HOME, even though I'm not from there. I think you get it. Furthermore, I'm taking notes in "Modern No. 20," which is a very fancy font that looks like a rich person's typewriter. He really has a pumpkin pie haircut right now, though. Please let me just take the center part out of your hair, Jeremy!

By the way, I'm getting my hair cut after this. My friend's doing it for free. AND BEFORE YOU GET UP IN ARMS-- she's cut my hair before, and she's a very talented lady. It looks like this guy is picking his nose a few rows in front of me. Everyone here is Jewish, but somehow they're all waaaaaaay more Jewish than me. Perhaps it's because I'm of mixed ethnicity.

Here's a picture of me on the beach at puerto rico in a week!!



YEP, I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HONEST TO BLOG HAHA I'M DIABLO CODY NOW!

this morning I have:
a. woken up at 9 (9!)
b. watched an episode of "Fudge"
c. scratched my head because my hair desperately needs a washing
d. coughed a ton
e. eaten a haystack (butterscotch variety)


today I plan to:
a. go to both of my classes (for once)
b. have soup for lunch
c. shower (fingers crossed!)
d. drop off a prescription


what would be cool is if I:
a. exercised
b. had a job lined up
c. had an apartment lined up
d. owned Meatballs


I hope you:
a. have a good day
b. buy me Meatballs
c. don't get a sunburn in this spring weather!
d. take a good walk
e. stumble upon something VERY surprising (on the up-and-up)

Things You Might Not Have Known About Me

-I'm a bad guesser (except at pictionary and charades, in which case I'm AMAZOID)

-I forgot tonight was oscar night until like, twenty minutes ago

-I haven't listened to probably 1/5 of my itunes ever

-I'm drinking diet coke out of a coffee mug

-I've recently cut WAY down on coffee

-For your health, dummy!

-Yesterday I took 3 naps and today I've taken 2 (so far)

-It's been a big week

-Wherein sleep hasn't been available

-I have a new radio show with Laura K!

-"The Amoxicillin Variety Hour Hits the News!"

-tonight at midnight on wbar.org

-I spill often (you probably did know that)

-I had a dream with this cool traveling bathroom/elevator that gave dogs cream when they were thirsty and then before that, I time-traveled and had to avoid myself and be in the same room with myself, and what's most strange is that in the first part of the time-travel, when I was just doing things for the first time, I remember a mysterious person always hiding her face with a newspaper and stuff going around where I was. IT WAS ME FROM THE FUTURE! What an odd time travel model my brain came up with! I guess I was dreaming from the future with this added memory from a now-dead universe. At least something like that. Let me know your thoughts on this.

-Planning on hitting that third nap pretty soon.

-No oscar plans

-I've only seen one of the best picture nominees.

-I'd like to hold a contest for readers to guess which nominee, but it would be embarrassing how obvious it is.

-It's Juno.

-I'm embarrassed now.

-ARRIVEDERCI RIO!